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Stay warm. Stay clever. Stay unmistakably Texas.
Introducing The Two Timing Sweater — the hoodie that’s as smooth, sharp, and effortlessly cool as your favorite podcast takes. This unisex classic blends streetwear style with premium comfort, making it the go-to hoodie for all seasons. Whether you’re recording episodes, grabbing coffee, or chilling around a bonfire, this sweatshirt has you covered.
Made with a cozy yet structured fit, warm hood, and convenient pouch pocket, it’s the perfect staple for chilly evenings and laid-back days. The dark pallet colorway gives it a rich, understated edge that pairs perfectly with denim, joggers, boots — whatever matches your vibe.
Features You’ll Love:
• 100% cotton face for a soft, authentic feel
• 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend for durability + comfort
• Front pouch pocket — stash your essentials (or hands)
• Self-fabric patch on the back — subtle statement, classic look
• Matching flat drawstrings for a clean finish
• 3-panel hood for extra warmth and structure
Whether you’re Two Texans at heart or just here for the laughs, the Two Timing Sweater is more than merch — it’s a lifestyle layer.
Warm threads. Cool design. Truly Texas.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Two Timing Sweater
$36.50
Introducing The Two Timing Sweater — the hoodie that’s as smooth, sharp, and effortlessly cool as your favorite podcast takes. This unisex classic blends streetwear style with premium comfort, making it the go-to hoodie for all seasons. Whether you’re recording episodes, grabbing coffee, or chilling around a bonfire, this sweatshirt has you covered.
Made with a cozy yet structured fit, warm hood, and convenient pouch pocket, it’s the perfect staple for chilly evenings and laid-back days. The dark pallet colorway gives it a rich, understated edge that pairs perfectly with denim, joggers, boots — whatever matches your vibe.
Features You’ll Love:
• 100% cotton face for a soft, authentic feel
• 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend for durability + comfort
• Front pouch pocket — stash your essentials (or hands)
• Self-fabric patch on the back — subtle statement, classic look
• Matching flat drawstrings for a clean finish
• 3-panel hood for extra warmth and structure
Whether you’re Two Texans at heart or just here for the laughs, the Two Timing Sweater is more than merch — it’s a lifestyle layer.
Warm threads. Cool design. Truly Texas.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |